What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

When does a woman know she is cumming?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How can I stop drinking?

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

China extracts critical mineral rubidium from brine for first time - South China Morning Post

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Will the opposition parties like NTK, AIADMK, BJP, TVK, etc. form a pre-election alliance in Tamil Nadu on a single agenda of defeating the DMK alliance in the state assembly elections 2026?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.